Jess : Zo, see this freckle right here? *points to the tiniest freckle on my arm* This is evreyone that thinks shit about you. Now, show me your biggest freckle.
Zoe - *points to freckle on leg* wait, no, *points to freckle on arm* this one… WAIT NO! *points to the massive mole on her face*
Jess - Right, well this is me. Im the most important one. I’ll always be right there on the side of your face. Whenever youre feeling shitty about whatever, just remember the giant ESKIMOLE on your face.
Tuesday March 12
man he was so trashed he couldnt even say the name.
Also, some other guy kept calling me Beetle Juice that night too.
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